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"Luck Baby"

This is not just a Chinese couple who have decided to make love on their wedding night in a hotel where the wedding took place. The woman is not pregnant and asked the man in the store to buy a condom in the vicinity. When the man left the woman waited anxiously in the room with all lights extinguished.

The man had trouble with the shop that sold condoms and when he finally found, he realized there was only a 20-cent coin. He asked the store owner to sell him a piece of condoms and the shop owner asked him about the quality he wanted.

"The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents per piece. The black condom, average quality is 20 cents. Purple condom, highest quality, is 25 cents apiece."

So the man took the black condom as he had only 20 cents with him. While the man was gone, a black thief came into the room. The woman saw it and thought it was her husband. She held the thief and happily started from screws. The woman was so EXHAusted fell asleep immediately.

When the husband came to the hotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without warning, he leaped to his wife, set up and began to increase his strength. She was surprised that the man was so intense that they enjoyed the session.

A year later she gave birth to a black child. When the child grows, the father asked. "Dad, why am I so black and white?

The father shouted: "You are very lucky, 5 cents more and was PURPLE!